INT. CHURCH CHAPEL (AFTERNOON): During services.
Extremely attractive The Man, dressed in black suit and looking amazing, sits in back pew holding on his lap the Boy, dressed in white shirt with cute clip-on tie. As the Speaker talks, Boy squirms. The Man proceeds to keep the Boy occupied with saying words he knows.
THE MAN: Where's you're belly?
BOY: Belly. (pats belly.)
THE MAN: Where's your belly button?
BOY: Button. (yanks up shirt and pats belly...realizes that's not his belly button and begins to frantically search for it). Button? Button!
THE MAN: Shhhhh! Shhhhh, Boy.
BOY: Button! GONE! (search now includes the pew and the floor.) Gone, Daddy, GONE!
THE MAN: Shhhhhh...Here's your belly button, it's right here! (guides Boy's hand to the right spot.)
BOY: Button? Button.
THE MAN: Good job.
BOY: Juice?
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2 comments:
hee, hee, hee!!!
Aren't kids priceless?!!! That is too funny!
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