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Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Thanking My Married Stars

I got this in an email from a friend. There are different back-stories attached to it; some from Canada, some from Australia. But apparently this guy was hitting on a woman when she was out with her friends. She ends up giving him her business card. He calls her twice. And then he gives me a much greater appreciation for no longer being single...



Favorite lines:
"Call me when you get the courage."
"If you've got issues, any psychological issues...I'm not interested. But if you're psychologically normal..."

12 comments:

MommyJ said...

THAT is the most hilarious thing I have ever heard.

I mean seriously. Maybe you were abused as a child? What the?!

Annette Lyon said...

Yeah, there's no possible way that his FIRST message tipped her off to stay away from him or anything . . .

Holy cow, I was laughing my head off so hard my daughter came in to see what was wrong.

Emma said...

Are these calls real??? Seriously he has serious problems and needs some counseling on how to approach a woman. I think it is crazy how he treats it like a business deal. Crazy man!!!! What woman in their right mind would call back after his rant on psychological issues.

Thanks for a good laugh!

Jillybean said...

That's the funniest thing I've heard in a long time!
I think it's interesting how he seems to assume that he is psychologically normal himself.

Rupper Family said...

That was too much! Poor crazy guy, I hope someone who knows him finds that recording on YouTube and sends it to him so he can hear his own crazy self!

Shauna said...

LOL Thanks for the much needed laugh :)

Stephanie Faris said...

UGH. I can say this, being somebody who tried to date in her 30s...for those of you who are married, thank your lucky stars every day. These men only get nuttier they older they get!

Tipi said...

maybe he is testing her sense of humor?

Just A Mom (Call me JAM for short) said...

Uggghhh!!!

Erin said...

Oh brother. What a crazy dude. And he wonders if SHE is psychologically normal.

Popcorn House said...

This was so funny! Yeah, that would actually be very scary to come home from work and hear THAT on your machine. Hopefully, she didn't give him the right number to being with. Then whoever was getting these messages were just laughing not being afraid or being abused as a child LOL!

Jo said...

Heres the way it is going to work. You are a jerk, don't ever call me again. Oh my, I was a blessed woman to marry my man!
BTW, I don't play games like that!

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