We're back! Had an amazing time and didn't burn myself to a crisp out in all that sun. I'll give you the details over the next few days but here are a couple letters to people on the cruise that just couldn't wait...
Dear Chick in the White Bikini,
Yes, you are attractive. Yes, you have a lovely figure. But was it really necessary to hike up a 600 foot waterfall in a thong? Seriously?
Yours,
Fat White Chick a few dozen feet below you and not enjoying the view
Dear Jerk in the Dining Room,
Looks like you are having a good time, with your drink and your mild sunburn. And perhaps it is the alcohol that befuddles your mind but in case you didn't read the brochure, misplaced your schedule, didn't hear the repeated announcements, failed to notice the many signs, and didn't listen to your waiter last night or during lunch and breakfast today...tonight is the second formal evening for dinner. You won't be allowed into the dining room in your shorts and ball cap. Verbally berating the tiny little hostess who won't let you in is not going to make things better. It just makes you look like a uncouth cretin.
Sincerely,
Person who took the time to shower before coming to dinner because I'm fancy
P.S.
Having your slightly less creepy wife sneak you in later when the hostess isn't there is so not cool. I hope someone spat on your lobster...wish it could have been me.
"If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under."
Sunday, May 10, 2009
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16 comments:
Sounds like a cheeky hike!
The thong excursion just sounds highly uncomfortable.
YYUUUCCCK! YOur so funny:) I can't wait for more details and pic's!? Did the children come too?
That is so cool you got to go on a cruise. I excitedly await more details of your trip. (I think thongs are disgusting in general much less seeing someone wear one. YUCK)
Missed you!
Maybe they thought a baseball cap was formal?
seriously, I've met people like that.
Thank you I really needed a good laugh tonight! Those letters were awesome! Glad you had a great time, can't wait to hear more about it.
The view from below of a climber in a thong?
EEEWWWW!
Did you spit in her lobster too?
Glad you're back!
I hope you get your gift by today at least!! They said probably on Sat. Sorry you got stuck with a procrastinator!! And I LOVED my gift!!! Thank you so much!!! My oldest daughter ate the chocolate crackers and LOVED them! You were so generous!!! :)
Yay! I'm so glad you're back!
A cruise sounds fantastic right now. I hope these were the only 2 bad expereinces. Can't wait to hear about the rest.
For the most part, the people we met on our cruise were totally cool but there's always the dummies...
I love me a good cruise, especially when I interact with as few people as possible. :)
I'm a firm believer that Thongs should have stayed on the feet where they belong.
And I hope someone spit in that dude's lobster as well.
Ha ha ha! I want to go on a cruise someday. I hope you had fun!
I am totally laughing. Got anymore of these? Sounds like you had a good time. Yay for you!
You made my day!
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