Unless you've been on the dark side of the moon or perhaps researching string theory at the North Pole, you might have heard of a little book called Twilight. It's an engrossing read, my friend. Sure, there are four rather thick books (not to mention half of another book online) but you can get through those in a matter of days, as long as you forgo your sleeping schedule, eat meals that require only one hand, and skip showering. Who needs to be clean when you can be with Edward?
In order to understand Twerd-speak, you really ought to read it yourself. You'll thank me. But your husband/boyfriend/crush won't. Poor thing. He'll be left all alone. Don't worry...there's a support group. Have him go here. They understand his suffering and can help him come to grips with it.
Seriously, go take a look! Really funny stuff! I think this one is my favorite.
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So, just how many different kinds of body glitter do you have?
OMG that is so funny because it is true. I devoured all 4 books in a week. My husband so needed Twilight Widowers Anonymous. I keep rereading the twilight books . They are so great. thank you for sharing a great blog.
I just stopped by to say hi because you're my new SWAP partner!!! And what was I greeted with? TWILIGHT? A match made in heaven. I read all of the books in just over a week... and then went into a deep dark depression because I had nothing to do. Wow.. I'm paining quite the picture of myself! Ha! But anyway - can't wait to read of your blog (AND Twilight Widowers Anon)
That was AWESOME, I sent it to my hubby and to another male cowoker, who's wife is a Twilight-aholic too.
Where do you find these things?
Kelly - on Facebook.
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Hi.lar.ious! I too have gotten sucked in and will read more after I stuff my face. (And I have only read the first book; please still love me.) Thanks for the great link.
Where did you find that blog? That is so funny!
So funny! I was rolling. I'll have to show the hubby tonight. Surprisingly, he even feels like Twilight gets discussed at scouts WAY too often as well. ;)
I stopped by from the Red White and Blue Swap! I'm a TOTAL Twilight freak! I read all the books in 3 days. Yes, three.
You are hilarious! You always seem to write what I am thinking but can't articulate.
I entered the Twilight world about a month ago. My family lost me for about a week and a half while I devoured the books.
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