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Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Friday Confessions...on a Tuesday

I planned to post this during the Great Bloggession of 2011. I've heard the official downtime was only 14 hours but I haven't been able to get on for several days. And I'm assuming that this is the reason why my readership has tanked...

Anywho...


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I confess...

I wasn't actually here just a little bit ago. Sure, I posted and whatnot but...not here.

I confess...

I was on a cruise.

I confess...

It was horrible and I missed you guys so much! I'm so glad to be home.

I confess...

That last part was a lie.

It was actually fantastic. And this time, I remembered my camera charger so I've got lots of pictures to share. In fact, I'm thinking of starting another blog to help others with my, uh, curves in making the best decisions. The working title is "Fat White Chick's Guide To Cruises." What do you think?

And I learned some new things while on board this time. Never knew that cruises could be so friendly toward "friends of Dorothy." And that the Man's inappropriate comments about towel animals tends to make each nightly creation all the more giggle-worthy.

6 comments:

elesa said...

I'm not even sure what most the stuff you said meant, but I am going to go on a cruise someday, and I would love a guide!

Kristina P. said...

Cruises sort of freak me out because I'm claustrophobic. But I like looking at pictures!

Mary said...

I SO want to go on a cruise!! Can't wait to see pix!

Mamarazzi said...

i would love to go on a horrible cruise and miss my readers that would be awesome!!

Jillybean said...

Did you take pictures of the midnight buffet? I did that when I went on a cruise, and my friends made fun of me, however, it was amazing! (especially the all you could eat chocolate buffet)

And I totally knew where you were....or at least suspected, due to a photo you were tagged in on Facebook.

ducknme said...

Really? When I went on a cruise there were a lot of friends of Bill W. there, but none of Dorothy. Took me forever to figure what THAT was all about!

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