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Saturday, March 19, 2011

Choke Gag Hack Spit

Dear Soda Manufacturers,

When I was a kid, I thought a mint soda would be awesome. My older, wiser sister pointed out that we already had something similar in mouthwash. Fair enough. But what about mint chocolate? Genius! I was baffled that developers hadn't jumped all over this golden idea.

However, I have decided that a mint chocolate soda is a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad idea. After extensive market research (in which I accidentally drank from my soda after eating a Thin Mint cookie), the resulting taste is actually quite yucky. Please don't do it. Ever.

That is all.


Bubbliest regards,
The consumer who has now made it a personal rule to only enjoy the loveliness of Girl Scout cookies whilst holding a glass of milk

3 comments:

Kristina P. said...

Yeah, I could have told you this.

Emmy said...

Lol! Yes, it is a sin to waste yummy thin mints with some other taste :)

Me (aka Danielle) said...

Yuck! Thanks for the warning.

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